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So...

Shoot!

Quote those reviews! Razz

Come on, you guys can do it! lol!

Thanks Pornologic,

For those of you who didn't understand, we will add the review you choose on the portal
There will be one different review every week and you can chose which one will be seen

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Edit: I made this topic as a post-it

Mataklap wrote:

Wristcutters: A Love Story

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Quote :: Despondent over his breakup with Desiree, Zia slashes his wrists and goes to an afterlife peopled by suicides, a high-desert landscape dotted by old tires, burned-out cars, and abandoned sofas. He gets a job in a pizza joint. By chance, Zia learns that Desiree offed herself a few months after he did, and she's looking for him. He sets off with Eugene (an electrocuted Russian rocker) to find her, and they pick up a hitchhiker, Mikal, who's looking for the People in Charge, believing she's there by mistake. They're soon at the camp of Kneller, where casual miracles proliferate. They hear rumors of a miraculous king. Can Zia find Desiree? Then what? Where there's death there's hope.

One of the best films I've seen, lately! Sort of an afterlife-roadmovie-dramedy, with really nice characters. Eugene is based on the singer of the band Gogol Bordello, whose music you can hear in the film, and Kneller is played by Tom Waits, the man who I, as I've probably said before, want to be when I grow up. Also, on a side note: Shannyn Sossamon is really quite pretty, which only adds to the overall experience. Smile

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9/10 (I mean, it won't change your life, but it's still pretty great.)

Maybe include also the link of the review so I can find it easily (to be able to move it Wink

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What day shall we vote for a new Review of the Week?

Saturday?

why not, but some people are not always online in the weekend so that means some dont get the change to vote...
But it's all good for me

People can vote throughout the week, right? If you post another candidate-review on Saturday, it's bound to get less votes, so it's better to post it for the next week Wink

ok
But I dont know, you want that every time a new one get posted/voted, we replace it on the portal
I mean I think once one get voted, it should remain there all week or not?
And if every time, some new gets voted, then we will have too much backlog
Sorry, maybe it's me been slow (probably is Razz

) but I dont get it...

Jeeeeeeez Chrisy, you ARE slow!!!!!! Razz

I'll try to explain it one more time Razz

1. We chose 1 "Review of the Week" a week
2. Everyone can post the review they think is best suited for that weeks "Review of the Week"
3. When the first review (for the coming week) is posted, people either (a) agree and don't post any other reviews, or (b) disagree, and post the review THEY think is best.
In case of (a) the review automatically becomes "Review of the Week" on Saturday
In case of (b) people can vote which review they like best and the review with the most votes becomes "Review of the Week" on Saturday

This way, we have 1 "Review of the Week", with a real simple system to select it Very Happy

ok, so you want a poll in case of (b) ?

A kind of poll, yeah, people can just say "I like the first one best", or "I like the third one best"

well I can make a poll if we have such case, that will be easier I think Wink

So, should we say that the vote for next week review of the week is open, then it stops on Saturday?

Yes

Do whatever you feel is best if we have competing reviews, it's all good to me Very Happy

Ok, well

THE VOTES ARE NOW OPEN

People, post the review you feel deserves to be on next week Portal Smile

COME ON PEOPLE!!!

Chose a review, dont be shy Razz

https://moviefreaks.forumotion.com/b-movies-f25/the-enema-killer-shaun-costello-1977-t782.htm

Quote :: aka The Enema Bandit
aka Water Power
aka Waterpower

there is a saying that goes "all pleasures lead to perversions"... that goes tenfold for this sick, twisted, debacherous, sleazy, sordid, over-the-top XXX fetishporn-horror-hybrid monstrosity of a 70's B-monument! now, at the severe risk of being banned, I'll give trying to review this rare cult-epic a go! because... THE PEOPLE NEED TO BE INFORMED!!! Razz

normal people, who dont know what an enema is...
CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!

the plot...

Burt, a depraved sicko, witnesses a girl being given an enema as a punishment in an underground sexjoint! This inspires him to to fill a backpack with all kinds of enema-nozzles and tubes, and go on a mission, to rape "filthy" streetcornerprostitutes and "evil" tramps, but not before they are cleansed thorougly by means of a good ol' enema!!!

review...

now, it's a XXX movie and all the actors in this atrocity are pornactors! The acting in this harsh and vile movie is actually pretty good! that goes especially for the guy playing sicko Burt (looking at it from the B-side of cinematics, offcourse!)! There is also some typical fukkin' 'n sukkin' going on, but never very erotic nor arrousing... more the rape kinda thing! Neutral But all this isn't really important! What IS of importance, are the ENEMAS, offcourse!!! if you are ever forced to watch this movie (or are a devious twisted filthy bastard like me and watch it volunteerly Razz ), I guarantee... you WILL be amazed by the astonishing amounts of liquid pumped up woman's asses in this film! Shocked I didn't know that a colon could hold these almost industrial amounts of water!!! Laughing and most importantly... all enemas performed in this sleazy MF, are 100 percent guaranteed REAL!!!! Shocked Razz now, for being a 70's XXX movie, the camerawork, story and moodsetting are actually very well done! and that is TRULY something rare...

my conclusions?

well... if you are one sick, sordid puppy and into fetish-exploitation movies of the sleaziest kind... THIS ONE MIGHT BE THE ONE FOR YOU!!! Twisted Evil you´ll find it a pretty amusing and sometimes hilarious piece of work...

if you are into enema/clyster-fetishes and rape ( pale )... THIS ONE IS A WET DREAM COME TRUE!!! ...you´ll need a box of tissues!!! Rolling Eyes

if you are a normal person, that likes good movies... STAY AS FAR AS POSSIBLE AWAY FROM THIS FILM!!! trust me!!!!!! this is SOOOOO NOT the one for you! Razz

personally, I'd give it a decent 7/10!!! (yeah, yeah... one sick, sordid puppy I am!!! Very Happy )

It has never been released on DVD as far as I know... if I ever come across a DVD of this one... I´d buy it ON SIGHT!!! Laughing it's one of a kind!!!
Unfortunately there are virtually no info, pics, clips or trailers findable on the net, only IMDB and WIKI

oh yeah... this movie is actually loosly based upon REAL EVENTS!!! Suspect Razz

the world is a deviant, sick place... juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust the way I like it!!! Laughing

Fighting lol!

the director, shaun costello (also known for B XXX Kult hit "forced entry" )...

This review really makes me want to see this movie! So, it's up for Review of the Week! Happy2

/only added the text cause I'm in a bit of a hurry, click the link to see the whole review!

I propose this one for next week

Made me want to see this movie yess

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toffetomas wrote:: Really nice russian movie.

Jarmusch like dialoges and a bit of crazy touch of Taxidermia or something (just a bit).
Maybe also a mix of some Amores Perros, a bit of Kusturica and some of the Brothers Quay...
Anyway quite entertaining...

See IMDb for more info...

It is open for next week, you can propose a review your liked
Come on people (for those of you who are around this week, seem to be very quite Sad

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i dunno

i dont have the writer-skills in me

i would rather enjoy seeing positive feedback from people who saw the film because of me
than to get compliments on the review itself Smile

but okay, that's just me Wink

i'd rather prefer to get criticism hehe Smile

Well obvisously if you chose a review it is because it motivated you to see the movie, this is indeed what this is about...
But yes I get your point
It is just that we want to include one review different each week on the portal Smile

Chrisy wrote:

Bunker Palace Hôtel
From Enki Bilal

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Quote :: In an imaginary dictature of a futuristic world, rebellion has broken out. The men in power scramble to the Bunker Palace Hotel, a bunker built long ago for just this kind of contingency. But a rebel spy sneaks in, and although her nature is very quickly suspected, she is left to observe the raving of the decadent power class, who keeps wondering what happened to their leader, who has failed to show up

Great

Same director as the more famous and more recent Immortel (ad vitam). I wouldn't have guessed cause it is totally different. Immortel is just a movie with good special effects and a very bad nearly non existent scenario Razz

(crap if you ask me) and Bunker Palace Hôtel is a movie with no special effects but a genius work in every other aspects yess

Cause no, that I'm convinced of, you dont need special effect to have a good sci-fi movie. Here you have everything: the futurist ambiance, the robots (played by humans), the appocalyps story... I really like this movie. It is a bit slow from time to time but it didn't bother me at all. I really loved that you dont really know where they are, in which year, who these people really are, you just get a glimps of a moment in time. Strange kaos atmosphere, nice music, brilliant acting and intriguing story.
Defenetly one to discover yess

(and I secretly wished this would have been directed by Jeunet, dont know why, I thought about him a few times during the movie, he would have turned it into a even greater piece)

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(Trailer in French but watch it anyway Razz

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Kryll wrote:: i would rather enjoy seeing positive feedback from people who saw the film because of me
than to get compliments on the review itself

It's not a contest (at least, that's not what it is about).

It's just nice to have people who aren't familiar with the forum see a nice review, and have them fall in love with the forum right away Wink

Review of the week open for next week
Chose one yess

zeehond wrote:: Ok, again I'll start off with my choice on why in this section (musical) of the forum. It's fairly simple, there's a lot of singing going on in this movie!

The Cast:
James Gandolfini
Susan Sarandon
Kate Winslet
Steve Buscemi
Christopher Walken

Plot outline: A down-and-dirty musical set in the world of working-class New York, tells a story of a husband's journey into infidelity and redemption when he must choose between his seductive mistress and his beleaguered wife.

I watched this movie quite some time ago and I must say I didn't expect much, but was pleasantly surprised! James Gandolfini plays very convincing, and he dances like a mad cunt! Kate Winslet is prrrr, and Christopher Walken plays an Elvis impersonator.

Don't be scared, there is talking in this movie, too. It's not just singing.

Official Trailer

And once again I give this movie my:

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people: chose a review for next week Smile

Bad Boy Bubby - Rolf de Heer (1993)

Chrisy wrote:

Bad Boy Bubby
From Rolf de Heer

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Quote :: Bad Boy Bubby is just that: a bad boy. So bad, in fact, that his mother has kept him locked in their house for his entire thirty years, convincing him that the air outside is poisonous. After a visit from his estranged father, circumstances force Bubby into the waiting world, a place which is just as unusual to him as he is to the world.

Cool

The first half of this movie is so deliciously weird. Overall it is a weirdo movie no doubt. Loved it yess

The acting is brilliant and some scenes are hilarious: it is dark and really funny!
Maybe some scenes could have been cut as not really necessary but I'm picky cause it is is a really good movie!
Watch it yess

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O, and the director was born in Holland (left to Austrialia when he was 8 )

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Open for next week
You can chose any review you like Smile

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Open for next week,
anyone can chose a review which will be moved in the portal
So dont be shy Razz

The Fall

deathproof wrote:: The Fall in IMDB

A visually stunning masterpiece is fashioned by Tarsem Singh in his second attempt as a feature film director which is produced by David Fincher and Spike Jonze.The visuals kept repeating inside my eyes as if someone is projecting them.I really din't believe(and i still don't believe) Tarsem saying that CG was not used even in a single shot.

The story is a simple yet complex one where an injured actor in the verge of committing suicide tells an epic story to a fellow patient who is a small girl a story and tricking her into getting him the tabs for him to commit suicide.The tale is about 5 men set out to kill Odius the bad guy as all 5 have a reason to avenge.And this story moves the child and the actor himself so that it bonds them both and changes how they look at life and each other.

The film moves paralleled wit the hospital which is the real world and the wide wide desert in which Odius is sought and this part is the imagination of the little girl which is made to look so surreal and colorful.The colors used in every scene emancipates so much energy into the film.The story slowly turns into the actor's own story where his love is encapsulated with his rage to kill the guy who stole his girl.

Each character in the film is well defined and has a purpose even the nurse Evelyn who the girl imagines to be the lead in her story but ends up sleeping with the doctor.The movie shows so many meanings to every thing we do and we go in search of in life and shows how life can be unfair.

Everything is so good in the movie but then imaginations and the way the actor's story is told is quite all proper rather than being more fragile and less succinct.But i was completely taken aback after watching this piece of pure art which is said to be shot in 18 different countries and for 4 years(apprx).

So much style and panache in a movie and with a solid story filled with diverse characters and emotions has never been made before without being crude and shrewd.I loved it for its childishness and the film itself being a pure one.

Ultimately a winner and the world will be watching Tarsem for his next one as this one will blow minds once it starts grabbing some awards it should actually and i believe it will.And i am highly recommending this movie to all.To me it was really a lil' blessing in disguise.

9 upon 10

A Shot in the Film : The Fall

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