Kiss Me Quick! @ IMDbThe cover says it's a horror/sexploitation movie. Drop the horror, add slapstick.
Sterilox, a Benny Hill like alien from the planet Droopiter in the galaxy of Buttless, is sent to Earth to obtain the perfect female specimen for the Droopitans to clone as servants. He materializes in the lab of Dr. Breedlove and is treated to a tour around the castle to find the perfect woman.
What follows is a good hour of shaking boobies, shaking booties, stripping women and rock 'n roll.
To spice things up, there are some small performances by the monster of Frankenstein, Dracula and the Mummy
All are experiments gone wrong and really have nothing to add to the movie. In fact, the movie's plot is so shallow it warps your sense of humour into a 67 minute long laughing marathon.
I truly believe this movie is a must-see, not because it's so good, not even because it's so bad it's funny, but because of the sheer joy of watching a 40-year old sexploitation movie and wallowing in the vintage feel of everything.
The production design is so awesomely low-budget it forces respect and before you can say "Kiss Me Quick!" you'll be wiping tears of your cheeks and emptying your bladder on the couch by having a hilarious nervous breakdown!
In it's genre: 9.9/10!
Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:35 pm