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PostSubject: Guessing jokes   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:18 pm

Let's laugh with stupid guessing jokes

Here is mine: (translated from French so sorry for the bad translation Razz )

2 friends, A french guy and and a belgium guy are walking in a park and suddenly they get attacked and abducted by cannibals
They get taken to the cannibal village and meet the chief of the cannibals
The chief says "I will give you a chance: if you manage to put 100 fruits in your anus without laughing, you will be safe and I wont eat you
Both friends are running in the forets to get fruits
A few minutes later, the Belgium guy comes back with 100 raspberries and start to put them, one by one, in his anus. When he arrived at the 99th, he start laughing

why?

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PostSubject: Re: Guessing jokes   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:34 pm

Cause the French dude brought pineapples
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PostSubject: Re: Guessing jokes   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:44 pm

ha ha ha yes Laughing
But that works also with coco nuts (but it is not as funny)

Your turn, if you have any Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Guessing jokes   Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:53 pm

How come women over 50 don't get their period any more?
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PostSubject: Re: Guessing jokes   Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:37 pm

ain't got no clue!
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PostSubject: Re: Guessing jokes   Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:33 pm

They need all their blood in their varicose veins Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Guessing jokes   Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:31 am

Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Guessing jokes   Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:32 pm

Hahahaha only read it now lol!

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