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pornologic
Dr Strangelove
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| Subject: The WORST fantasy movie ever!  Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:33 am | |
| The worst fantasy movie ever (!) is called Stormquest! THIS THREAD CONTAINS SPOILERS!  Let me present a translation of the text on the back of the sleeve: - Quote :
Stormquest
A fable of passion and perversion, full of action and adventure.
In the primitive kingdom of Kimbia, women rule. Men are treated like creatures of a "lower order". They are only usefull as slaves and for their sperm.
Three special women, Asha, Tani and Kinya are tried by the highest court of the kingdom for, respectively, stealing gold, freeing the "Holy Lioness" and "living with a man".
While the three women are tried for these crimes, slaves are revolting in the neighbouring country, which is ruled by women as well.
The rebel men, lead by the charismatic Zar, turn against their power-mad Stormqueen in their revolutionairy battle of the sexes.
Stormquest is an epic fable about passion and perversion, about power and oppression, full of action and adventure! So what have we got here? What makes this the worst fantasy movie ever? Might it be the fact that the Stormqueen turns out to be a (really ugly) guy? Or is it because Brent Huff, undeniably the greatest bad actor ever, delivers one of his most convincing roles yet? I suggest that you watch it yourselves, it's worth the 92 minutes of non-stop hilarious action and bad acting!  | |
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Edward Penishands
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| | Subject: Re: The WORST fantasy movie ever! Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:44 pm | |
| Haha, Stormquest is bad, I agree, but it's not the worst. I have to say Dragon Storm was worse, but then again, so so so entertaining! So i'd probably recommend it  | |
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Dr Strangelove
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| | Subject: Re: The WORST fantasy movie ever! Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:08 pm | |
| As long as there is "Storm" in the title, it's bound to be bad... | |
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Edward Penishands
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| | Subject: Re: The WORST fantasy movie ever! Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:34 pm | |
| - pornologic wrote:
- As long as there is "Storm" in the title, it's bound to be bad...
The exception to the rule: Power Rangers Ninja Storm  | |
| | | | Chrisy
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| | Subject: Re: The WORST fantasy movie ever! Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:09 pm | |
| - pornologic wrote:
- As long as there is "Storm" in the title, it's bound to be bad...
the movie storm is not bad | |
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