House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003)

Subject: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:56 am

This movie is f*cking awesome!

Quote :: The film takes place in rural Texas, the date is October 30th, 1977, and four twenty year-olds (Jerry and Denise, and couple Bill and Mary) are driving through the countryside to write a book based on their experiences. They make a brief stop at Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen, a gas station that also serves as a side show, detailing the histories of past serial killers. The youths are particularly interested in Dr. Satan, a mad scientist who began performing bizarre and horrible surgeries in hopes of creating a breed of super-humans.

Spaulding gives the kids directions to the Deadwood Tree, the site of Dr. Satan's execution. While driving, they give hitchhiker Baby Firefly a ride until their tire is shot by an unidentified man (later revealed to be Baby's brother, Rufus). Baby and Bill take a short walk to her house and meet the rest of the Firefly family: the Mother; brothers Otis, Tiny, and Rufus; and grandfather Hugo. The rest of the kids arrive at the house and are treated to a series of bizarre Halloween rituals.

When Baby attempts to flirt with Bill during a show Baby puts on, Mary is disgusted and fights with Baby, prompting them to leave the house; however, they are attacked by Tiny and Otis and taken back to the Firefly home. Meanwhile, Denise's father Don is worried when she never arrives at his house and calls the police. Lt. George Wydell and Deputy Steve Nash question Captain Spaulding, who gives them directions to the hanging site. Meanwhile, Otis kills Bill, taxidermies his corpse, and sews his torso to a large fish tail to create a "mermaid;" Jerry is scalped; Denise is violently beaten; and Mary is thrown into a prison cell in the basement where she is descended upon by a group of unidentified maniacal individuals. As Don and Nash go and check out the Firefly's garage, Wydell arrives at the Firefly house and questions Mother Firefly before all three of them are killed.

Mary, Jerry and Denise are then humiliated in a number of different ways, including Denise being forced to kiss her father's skinned remains. They are then taken to the family graveyard, where Jerry and Denise are tied up, tossed into a coffin and lowered into the well below; Mary tries to escape but she is stabbed to death by Baby, while Jerry and Denise are attacked by the disfigured victims living in the well. Denise escapes and finds an underground tomb, lined with corpses and ultimately leading to the torture chamber of Dr. Satan, where Jerry is being subjected to a horrible, grisly experiment.

Dr. Satan's disfigured assistant Earl chases Denise throughout the lair with an ax but is knocked unconscious when the tomb collapses. Denise escapes to the surface and is rescued by Captain Spaulding, only to find that Otis is waiting in the backseat of the car. Denise then reawakens in Dr. Satan's lair, with her own experiment about to begin.

Watched it, loved it and will defenitely watch it again! 9/10

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:03 am

Yes, I also really need to see Rob Zombie's movies
Smile

I think the only thingy I have seen from him was the grindhouse teaser Werewolf Women of the S.S

He didn't make much movies (House of 1000 corpses, the devil's reject and Holloween) - they all look very good
And with a name like that... alien

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:06 pm

Yeah, House of 1000 Corpses is awesome!

I saw it 2,5 times, (the second time I saw it, I had to switch it off, cause one of the people I was watching it with found it too scary Razz

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Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:13 pm

too scary ????

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:26 pm

Yeah........

Too scary...

I found it hard to believe as well...but who am I to force somebody to watch something they don't want to Smile

I think it's pretty cool if you just admit you find the movie too scary and don't make up a silly excuse...

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:06 pm

I just read the red part, and I wanted to see it before, but now I don't want to anymore..

Thanks Very Happy

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:29 am

why????

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:26 pm

Cause I'm a sissy Razz

My horrorlikes include only vampires, zombies and werewolves Smile

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:22 pm

It's not really scary or really gross...I thought it was very funny!

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:23 pm

Did you think Saw and Hostel were funny too? Razz

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:52 am

Saw and Hostel aren't even funny...they suck Razz

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:53 am

I like them Very Happy

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:54 am

Saw 1 was kinda nice. Not great, just new and kinda refreshing. Hostel was worse than getting your balls pierced with a rusty nail by Micheal J Fox

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:05 pm

Saw sucks monkeyballs, it's presented as being terrifying and gruesome, it's not. It's boring.

Hostel is so unbelievably bad, I won't even begin to elaborate about it.

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:14 pm

It depends how you approach Saw 1. If you look at it as a thriller, it's kinda nice. As I said before, not great, just nice. It's like the difference between wanking and a night of hot passionate love.

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:23 pm

Saw:

Hostel:

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:00 pm

I found them not cool.. My best friend made me watch them..

But the message these movies bring are (to me) entirely different..

Saw gets you lifted out of bed and waking up in a weird place, cause you've misbehaved..
Hostel says 'Don't go to this country or you'll be sliced up'

Smile

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:03 pm

And they both suck George Bush's cousin's monkey cock...

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:28 pm

cocktails???? Razz

I kinda liked Saw I, I thought Saw II was nicer... never seen Hostel...never gonna!

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:03 pm

Oh I forgot to tell, the movie Hostel isn't really that bad, until he finds that Asian girl whose eye is not where it should be.. *shudders*

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:21 am

Hostel IS that bad.

No wait...

Hostel IS that BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD Happy2

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Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:39 pm

a-wing, right Pornologic? :p

Subject: Re: House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie (2003) Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:57 pm

ninja

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